[oh my god he really is such an asshole. mineo's literally grabbed so many things for the beach?! towels, sunscreen, and for once he's actually running around in the proper beach gear?! swim trunks and a short-sleeved jacket that isn't even a little zipped up because takeru left all the marks on him anyway so why bother hiding it
and the absolutely head empty sense of excitement gets completely destroyed by takeru's attire]
You didn't change at all?! Takeru! You're gonna get sand in your pants!
[it's not stupid because mineo's already committing murder later that day he doesn't really need more violence beforehand
but he'll
whirl around to not look but there's a sense of embarrassment coming off of him as he coughs into his arm. it's literally nothing he hasn't seen before and yet]
[but if takeru's draping himself on him then mineo's just straight up grabbing onto him, picking him right off the ground and running wholeass straight into the water so that he can toss takeru in]
laughing so hard. he's dying. there's a fucking feeling of self-satisfied victory like every horrible thing takeru's done to him was settled with this one dunk.
he clutches his stomach as he continues to mcfucking lose it]
week 6, thursday
Wanna go to the beach?
[sex on the beach is a drink not a desirable experience]
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Now?
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☀️🐬🌊🔥🔥🔥
[what does the fire mean]
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but he will go to the beach. he did not bring a swimsuit like an asshole. ]
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and the absolutely head empty sense of excitement gets completely destroyed by takeru's attire]
You didn't change at all?! Takeru! You're gonna get sand in your pants!
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[ he just
puts the blame on mineo ]
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The closet is across the hall?! You got sweats but not a swimsuit?!
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[ he really expects mineo to go get him a swimsuit ]
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BUT HE FLIPS TAKERU OFF AND STORMS OFF TO GET HIM A SWIMSUIT]
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would've gotten him a mankini if he didn't know that would just get him in worse trouble
but he will just give the bare minimum - ]
Takeru!
[when he comes back before tossing a pair of black swim trunks at him]
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but he'll catch it and look it over to make sure it's not stupid? none trust. but once he finds it acceptable he'll just start to strip to change. ]
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but he'll
whirl around to not look but there's a sense of embarrassment coming off of him as he coughs into his arm. it's literally nothing he hasn't seen before and yet]
Uh - anyway! Yeah! Beach day!
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but he'll finish changing, and he'll set his clothes aside before walking over to just. drape over mineo. ]
Beach day.
[1/2]
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BEACH DAY!
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when takeru resurfaces, he turns to find mineo. ]
You!
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laughing so hard. he's dying. there's a fucking feeling of self-satisfied victory like every horrible thing takeru's done to him was settled with this one dunk.
he clutches his stomach as he continues to mcfucking lose it]
Ha - your face...! Hahaha!
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he runs over to tackle mineo ]
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[well he gets tackled while he isn't paying attention
and - he still has barely the presence of mind of making sure that when they fall, he goes down first
but they are absolutely falling into the water with a giant splash]
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but at least, he wasn't taken by as much surprise considering he did the tackling, so once they're down he is scrambling back to his feet. ]
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but also he's immediately trying to grab takeru's wrist to yank him back fucking down]
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he goes down ]
Dick!
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