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Mineo. My swimsuit.

[sengokus]

[HE CLEARLY DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS

BUT HE FLIPS TAKERU OFF AND STORMS OFF TO GET HIM A SWIMSUIT]

[dotcom]

[ he will happily wait? he's examining the sunblock. ]

[sengokus]

[hates this goblin

would've gotten him a mankini if he didn't know that would just get him in worse trouble

but he will just give the bare minimum - ]

Takeru!

[when he comes back before tossing a pair of black swim trunks at him]

[dotcom]

[ takeru would have honestly strangled him with the mankini this is not a joke

but he'll catch it and look it over to make sure it's not stupid? none trust. but once he finds it acceptable he'll just start to strip to change. ]

[sengokus]

[it's not stupid because mineo's already committing murder later that day he doesn't really need more violence beforehand

but he'll

whirl around to not look but there's a sense of embarrassment coming off of him as he coughs into his arm. it's literally nothing he hasn't seen before and yet]

Uh - anyway! Yeah! Beach day!

[dotcom]

[ he is so amused. mineo.....

but he'll finish changing, and he'll set his clothes aside before walking over to just. drape over mineo. ]

Beach day.

[1/2]

[sengokus]

[he hesitates for 0.3 seconds]

[sengokus]

[but if takeru's draping himself on him then mineo's just straight up grabbing onto him, picking him right off the ground and running wholeass straight into the water so that he can toss takeru in]

BEACH DAY!

[dotcom]

[ there's a startled yell, and what is probably a string of curse words, but it's drowned out when he lands into the water wow


when takeru resurfaces, he turns to find mineo. ]

You!

[sengokus]

[he's

laughing so hard. he's dying. there's a fucking feeling of self-satisfied victory like every horrible thing takeru's done to him was settled with this one dunk.

he clutches his stomach as he continues to mcfucking lose it]

Ha - your face...! Hahaha!

[dotcom]

[






he runs over to tackle mineo ]

[sengokus]

Haha-gah!!

[well he gets tackled while he isn't paying attention

and - he still has barely the presence of mind of making sure that when they fall, he goes down first

but they are absolutely falling into the water with a giant splash]

[dotcom]

[ they sure fucking are

but at least, he wasn't taken by as much surprise considering he did the tackling, so once they're down he is scrambling back to his feet. ]

[sengokus]

[mineo is probably coughing up water

but also he's immediately trying to grab takeru's wrist to yank him back fucking down]

[dotcom]

[ WOW RUDE


he goes down ]

Dick!

[sengokus]

[at least he makes some attempt at catching takeru

he's not trying as hard as he normally would so who can say if it was super successful]

I don't want to hear that from you!

[ - well, he's complaining but his emotions still suggest he's having fun, unfortunately]

[dotcom]

[ i hope takeru knees him in the balls


but he just huffs. ]

I hope the shark takes a bite out of your ass.

[sengokus]

[he would instantly stop having fun, please don't give him more injuries

anyway mineo's just laughing at that even as that makes him pull takeru a little closer to him. right. he forgot the shark. well, it's fine]

Don't be so sore about it. At least you're not stuck in your clothes.

[he

he still might've thrown takeru in but he would've absolutely run away faster]

[dotcom]

[ he just

reaches up to smoosh mineo's cheeks together. ]

I would have castrated you.

[sengokus]

[OH HE'S NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE]

Tahewoo!

[he can't speak like this]

[dotcom]

Stupid. Idiot. Moron.

[ he continues to smoosh

and then lets go so he can move away ]

[sengokus]

[he's so rude

mineo just huffs a bit before halfheartedly splashing at takeru]

Roughhousing at the beach is just what you do....

When we're back home, I'll drag you to the one in my hometown.

[dotcom]

[ ...

he splashes back, and then just goes to wade a little farther in]

Uh huh.

[sengokus]

[he spits out water

before he finally goes to get up and wade after him]

And then Kyoto after Osaka!

[he

kicks up some water after takeru]