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Stop saying crap.

[ but he will give a few doggos some pats as he passes by them, and then just walk right out of the room. ]

[sengokus]

I didn't say anything!

[he did

mineo will also pat all the puppers on the way out and look forlornly back at the room... he wanted to stay longer....

but then he'll go to follow takeru!]

[dotcom]

[ no it was getting too weird to do that where all the dogs could see. keep your petplay out of the chihuahua's line of sight.

but they're barely out of the room when he turns around to face mineo. ]

You still haven't barked. I gave you a treat.

[sengokus]

[STOP IT WAS TAKERU'S PETPLAY

also mineo thinks 'oh my god' for the 2308423049th time this evening]

Shut up!! That barely counted! It was so lazy, and you were doing it just to make fun of me anyway!

[THAT'S NOT A TREAT]

[dotcom]

It was a treat for me.

[ it was funny.

he's also admitting that he was just making fun of mineo. ]

[sengokus]

[well at least he knew that but the despair REALLY HITS THIS WEEK

so that means he actually looks hurt for a second before he just frowns and looks away]

Asshole.

[dotcom]

[ i hate this, because takeru is just going to be a dick. i can't even 100% blame this on the effect he's generally a dick. ]

What? Did I hurt your feelings?

[sengokus]

No....?!

[kind of

but admittedly there's a slightly confused note in mineo's voice. he normally can take takeru's asshole antics just fine?]

[dotcom]

[ he tilts his head. ]

No? You don't sound too sure about that, idiot.

[sengokus]

[ . . . . he frowns because yeah he's not sure and that weirds him out????]

I'm not...

[ . . . ]

Normally I don't care if you're a dick to me....

[so why was he disappointed this time when takeru just confirmed what mineo knew? hello? he didn't think he was softening up that much!!]

[dotcom]

[ ... ]

Gross...

[ he also isn't sure, and momentarily seems uncertain about touching this subject because the idea of it becoming a talk about feelings is exhausting. ]

I'll give you a real treat.

[sengokus]

[ . . . . what.]

Huh...?

[?????????]

[dotcom]

[ i'm sorry but he's still drunk.

so he's going to go to shove mineo into the library. ]

[sengokus]

[oh my god shoved]

You're getting way too used to manhandling me as you please.

[i say this but mineo is fine with it because him and takeru are just

]

[dotcom]

You said we're partners, so get used to it.

[ IS THAT REALLY WHAT PARTNERS MEAN, TAKERU

but he'll head for a couch, and then point at it. ]

Sit.

[sengokus]

Is that what partners means when you'd kick me if I did the same to you.

[dryly. just wondering

but he will go to sit]

[dotcom]

Yes. You're not allowed to do it back to me.

[ that's just how this works??




also i don't know what to say other than he sits on mineo's lap. ]

[sengokus]

[he's about to complain about that

but he just -

hello?

takeru hasn't actually done anything but mineo's brain stalls for a second anyway because wow? and his hands automatically fall to his waist like there's some ridiculous situation in which takeru could've tripped right onto his lap and he needs to be steadied]

—Takeru?

[dotcom]

Are you going to bark now? Roll over?

[ PLEASE

STOP BEING A BITCH ]

[1/2]

[sengokus]

[TAKERU IS SUCH A BITCH





but]

[sengokus]

[he's just gonna flip their positions so that takeru's the one with his back against the couch and mineo's over him]

You said roll over?

[dotcom]

[ i hate this

because if he were more sober, his immediate reaction would probably be too just fuckin elbow mineo in the face?

however, he is inebriated enough that his reaction time is not that great, so he just blinks in confusion at mineo instead. ]

What?

[ i mean he did say roll over ]

[sengokus]

[this

this is so funny that mineo is just going to laugh a little bit and move to get off takeru because he's not a total asshole. also he is anticipating getting hit if he gets comfortable. he will try to pull takeru up gently though so he's not dizzy on the couch]

I did my trick - do I get a treat for real now?

[takeru sitting in his lap was not a treat that was more condescending bullshit]

[dotcom]

[ takeru is going to kill him later it's fine

but he's just scowling a little, like the thought of mineo getting the upperhand there never once crossed his mind and he's just getting mad about it. ]

Unbutton your shirt.

[ THIS STILL ISN'T A TREAT IT'S MORE CONDESCENDING BULLSHIT ]

[sengokus]

[a beat.]

Why is this your idea of a treat.

[he's not doing it so much of his shirt is already unbuttoned past the collarbone what more does takeru want]