takeru hasn't actually done anything but mineo's brain stalls for a second anyway because wow? and his hands automatically fall to his waist like there's some ridiculous situation in which takeru could've tripped right onto his lap and he needs to be steadied]
this is so funny that mineo is just going to laugh a little bit and move to get off takeru because he's not a total asshole. also he is anticipating getting hit if he gets comfortable. he will try to pull takeru up gently though so he's not dizzy on the couch]
I did my trick - do I get a treat for real now?
[takeru sitting in his lap was not a treat that was more condescending bullshit]
but he's just scowling a little, like the thought of mineo getting the upperhand there never once crossed his mind and he's just getting mad about it. ]
Unbutton your shirt.
[ THIS STILL ISN'T A TREAT IT'S MORE CONDESCENDING BULLSHIT ]
[THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST WAY FOR TAKERU TO TRY TO PUNISH HIM
given that, again, mineo ends up worried that he could get his neck chomped off. yuri said that if someone's determined enough then he could bleed?? TRYING TO AVOID THAT THANKS. so instead he just freezes up and tries very hard to suppress every horny adjacent thought]
[ honestly it is just much easier when you have drinks in you. this is why he normally keeps closes tabs on how much alcohol he consumes, when there isn't a weekly effect stopping him from doing that.
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Huh...?
[?????????]
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so he's going to go to shove mineo into the library. ]
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You're getting way too used to manhandling me as you please.
[i say this but mineo is fine with it because him and takeru are just
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[ IS THAT REALLY WHAT PARTNERS MEAN, TAKERU
but he'll head for a couch, and then point at it. ]
Sit.
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[dryly. just wondering
but he will go to sit]
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[ that's just how this works??
also i don't know what to say other than he sits on mineo's lap. ]
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but he just -
hello?
takeru hasn't actually done anything but mineo's brain stalls for a second anyway because wow? and his hands automatically fall to his waist like there's some ridiculous situation in which takeru could've tripped right onto his lap and he needs to be steadied]
—Takeru?
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[ PLEASE
STOP BEING A BITCH ]
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but]
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You said roll over?
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because if he were more sober, his immediate reaction would probably be too just fuckin elbow mineo in the face?
however, he is inebriated enough that his reaction time is not that great, so he just blinks in confusion at mineo instead. ]
What?
[ i mean he did say roll over ]
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this is so funny that mineo is just going to laugh a little bit and move to get off takeru because he's not a total asshole. also he is anticipating getting hit if he gets comfortable. he will try to pull takeru up gently though so he's not dizzy on the couch]
I did my trick - do I get a treat for real now?
[takeru sitting in his lap was not a treat that was more condescending bullshit]
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but he's just scowling a little, like the thought of mineo getting the upperhand there never once crossed his mind and he's just getting mad about it. ]
Unbutton your shirt.
[ THIS STILL ISN'T A TREAT IT'S MORE CONDESCENDING BULLSHIT ]
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Why is this your idea of a treat.
[he's not doing it so much of his shirt is already unbuttoned past the collarbone what more does takeru want]
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[ that's a punishment not a treat ]
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[okay no he seems to recognize he did Something]
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[
i don't know how to say this either, other than he is going to lean over to try to make another mark on mineo's neck. he's annoyed. ]
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[THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST WAY FOR TAKERU TO TRY TO PUNISH HIM
given that, again, mineo ends up worried that he could get his neck chomped off. yuri said that if someone's determined enough then he could bleed?? TRYING TO AVOID THAT THANKS. so instead he just freezes up and tries very hard to suppress every horny adjacent thought]
Takeru—
[HE AT LEAST MANAGES TO MOSTLY SOUND ANNOYED]
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[ it's mumbled, because his mouth is busy :/ ]
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[MUMBLE AGAINST HIS NECK HE'S BLUSHING WORSE I HATE IT HERE]
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That'll do.
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still his hand comes up to catch takeru's at the wrist as he scowls]
Don't you think you're getting too comfortable doing that?!
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but he'll try to tug his hand away. ]
It's not like I'm going to do anything more.
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[HE'S TOO DELICATE FOR THIS but at the same time - he'll let go of takeru's hand. he only grabbed it as a snap annoyance....]
Damn, and you've had too much for me to ask to do it back.... [the fact that he's agreeing to ask permission is dumb]
This is so unfair! I still didn't get a treat?!
[HIS TREAT]
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[ he genuinely has no idea what mineo would ask for because
literally everything that comes to mind is just him being a bitch. ]
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