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[sengokus]

[hmmmm. mineo will just tilt his head at that as he cracks two eggies into their ramen pot. they will be runny. anna please understand this is the only way to have eggs.]

... but it's easier to work with people if we're friendly with them, right? I don't mind doing most of the running around [he knows he is just. the easier one to approach] but....

[takeru is just. smarter. he will pick up on things mineo will not.]

[dotcom]

[ I LOVE THAT YOU ARE ASSUMING ANNA IS READING THIS ]

I'll find other ways to get information.

[sengokus]

[in case she finds it, it's really important that she knows about egg discourse]

... alright.

[he just

shrugs and accepts that i hate this]

[dotcom]

[ and he just goes back to quietly waiting for the food. ]

[sengokus]

[this is so stupid i can't believe mineo just doesn't care if takeru has other friends

but it's fine because he's pretty sure they're friends???

and he'll be serving takeru a bowl of instant ramen! hell yea! there's an egg, scallion, onion, bean sprouts, ginger, the Works(tm) it actually looks good even if the veggies had to be chopped with a butter knife]

Chef Enomoto Mineo's Deluxe Luxury Gourmet Instant Ramen!

[he looks so proud of himself]

[dotcom]

I usually just eat it with just the instant ramen.

[ takeru's diet is

so

fucking bad ]

[sengokus]

Yeah.

This is better.

[JUST

STRAIGHT UP]

[dotcom]

It's still just instant ramen at the end of the day.

[ he refuses to praise mineo for a single thing. ]

[sengokus]

[mineo just

slurps his noodles

and stares at takeru]

Just eat your noodles-that-are-objectively-better-than-frosting-on-its-own, Takeru.

[HE HAS

THIS ONE THING OVER HIM AND HE'S NOT LETTING IT GO]

[dotcom]

Feel free to choke at any time.

[ but he'll eat, because at the end of the day, he likes food. ]

[sengokus]

Not on the dawn of my victory!

[please don't get so excited over this one thing]

[dotcom]

I suddenly don't have an appetite.

[sengokus]

[GHK]

Stop!! You can't return to Yanagi-senpai as just skin and bones, I'll be in so much trouble!

[dotcom]

I can just eat like I have been.

[sengokus]

Yeah but.... Yanagi-senpai would at least send you home with stuff sometimes...

[so that's

what mineo is trying to do even if he's not yet yanagi chef levels. sad.]

[dotcom]

Maybe you should feed other people.

[sengokus]

I mean, I've been doing that too....?

[INSTANT RAMEN ISN'T HARD so he doesn't mind cooking sometimes]

[dotcom]

Then give this to one of them.

[ he will slide the bowl away and

go to move ]

[sengokus]

[he's just

going to catch him]

Don't be that difficult, come on...!

[dotcom]

I'm not being difficult.

[ he says, difficultly, ]

[sengokus]

Ahh, I already cooked and everything so just eat it, alright? Don't make it a waste. I'll shut up until you're done if that's what it takes.

[TAKERU IS SO DIFFICULT!!!!

but the main goal is to get him to eat something that isn't frosting so]

[dotcom]

If you say a single word.

[ but he'll go back. ]

[sengokus]

[he rolls his eyes and opens his mouth to say something -

but just. waves his hand instead.

and will just eat his own ramen and be silent until takeru's done]

[dotcom]

[ this is the happiest moment of takeru's life wow. silence. ]

[sengokus]

[just for the sake of the joke mineo seems to suddenly think of something in the middle of their eating and opens his mouth to say something - ]

A—

[bEFORE HE REMEMBERS THEIR DEAL and looks away to fake a terribly unconvincing sneeze into his arm.

yeah.]