mineo

[dotcom]

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[sengokus]

[in case she finds it, it's really important that she knows about egg discourse]

... alright.

[he just

shrugs and accepts that i hate this]

[dotcom]

[ and he just goes back to quietly waiting for the food. ]

[sengokus]

[this is so stupid i can't believe mineo just doesn't care if takeru has other friends

but it's fine because he's pretty sure they're friends???

and he'll be serving takeru a bowl of instant ramen! hell yea! there's an egg, scallion, onion, bean sprouts, ginger, the Works(tm) it actually looks good even if the veggies had to be chopped with a butter knife]

Chef Enomoto Mineo's Deluxe Luxury Gourmet Instant Ramen!

[he looks so proud of himself]

[dotcom]

I usually just eat it with just the instant ramen.

[ takeru's diet is

so

fucking bad ]

[sengokus]

Yeah.

This is better.

[JUST

STRAIGHT UP]

[dotcom]

It's still just instant ramen at the end of the day.

[ he refuses to praise mineo for a single thing. ]

[sengokus]

[mineo just

slurps his noodles

and stares at takeru]

Just eat your noodles-that-are-objectively-better-than-frosting-on-its-own, Takeru.

[HE HAS

THIS ONE THING OVER HIM AND HE'S NOT LETTING IT GO]

[dotcom]

Feel free to choke at any time.

[ but he'll eat, because at the end of the day, he likes food. ]

[sengokus]

Not on the dawn of my victory!

[please don't get so excited over this one thing]

[dotcom]

I suddenly don't have an appetite.

[sengokus]

[GHK]

Stop!! You can't return to Yanagi-senpai as just skin and bones, I'll be in so much trouble!

[dotcom]

I can just eat like I have been.

[sengokus]

Yeah but.... Yanagi-senpai would at least send you home with stuff sometimes...

[so that's

what mineo is trying to do even if he's not yet yanagi chef levels. sad.]

[dotcom]

Maybe you should feed other people.

[sengokus]

I mean, I've been doing that too....?

[INSTANT RAMEN ISN'T HARD so he doesn't mind cooking sometimes]

[dotcom]

Then give this to one of them.

[ he will slide the bowl away and

go to move ]

[sengokus]

[he's just

going to catch him]

Don't be that difficult, come on...!

[dotcom]

I'm not being difficult.

[ he says, difficultly, ]

[sengokus]

Ahh, I already cooked and everything so just eat it, alright? Don't make it a waste. I'll shut up until you're done if that's what it takes.

[TAKERU IS SO DIFFICULT!!!!

but the main goal is to get him to eat something that isn't frosting so]

[dotcom]

If you say a single word.

[ but he'll go back. ]

[sengokus]

[he rolls his eyes and opens his mouth to say something -

but just. waves his hand instead.

and will just eat his own ramen and be silent until takeru's done]

[dotcom]

[ this is the happiest moment of takeru's life wow. silence. ]

[sengokus]

[just for the sake of the joke mineo seems to suddenly think of something in the middle of their eating and opens his mouth to say something - ]

A—

[bEFORE HE REMEMBERS THEIR DEAL and looks away to fake a terribly unconvincing sneeze into his arm.

yeah.]

[dotcom]

[





chews. slowly. ]

[sengokus]

[mineo is going to be

trying really hard not to forget this thought for the remainder of their meal]