yuri

[dotcom]

meme

Comments

[dotcom]

[ he walks in and absolutely immediately, ]

You really suck at this.

[aubins]

[ wow.

the brutality is such that his character immediately eats shit and he fails the level. (which is impressive as he's probably playing rhythm heaven) ]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[dotcom]

I'm not wrong, am I?

[ he'll go and sit down. ]

[aubins]

It's not like I'd played them at all before last week.

[ please give a bitch a break, he works very hard, he's trying his best, he's tired all the goddamn time ]

[dotcom]

Is this the only thing you've tried?

[ how bad are you at other ones ]

[aubins]

No. I did..... Overcooked?

[ it was bad. ]

[dotcom]

[ ...

he goes to dig through the games give him a sec. ]

[aubins]

[ immediately: ]

No, I have trauma.

[dotcom]

Don't be a loser.

[aubins]

I should make you run training exercises to balance this out. [ have you ever held a sword in your life, doughnut boy. ]

[dotcom]

[ no he lives in modern japan where you don't normally hold swords ]

But I'm not doing training exercises.

[aubins]

[ weak. ]

You're rummaging around to put me through something out of my comfort zone.

[dotcom]

Maybe you can get good at one and then prove me wrong later?

[aubins]

I'm all for flipping things that to my disadvantage around, but why the fixation on this specifically?

[dotcom]

I'm not fixated. I'm just currently in the room, and don't have anything else to do at the moment.

[ so. games. ]

[aubins]

[ so. games. ]


[ he sighs. ]

Sure, sure. But don't expect me to be carrying the operation.

[dotcom]

[ he pulls out mario kart ]

[aubins]

[ yuri just stares at it

he has no idea what this is

but he feels dread. ]

[dotcom]

[ while he's setting it up, ]

It's a racing game.

[aubins]

Which is....?

[ what are CARS sasazuka? ]

[dotcom]

You see who reaches the finish line first, but you're in vehicles.

[ the opening screen lights up. the cars nyoom. ]

[aubins]

...

[ he just looks down at the controller. ]

Great explanation, thanks.

[dotcom]

It's easier to learn as you go with this.

[ character select! he picks yoshi. ]

[aubins]

[ he pulls a face. but he selects rosalina. ]

I don't even know the controls.

[dotcom]

Then this will be a great time to learn them.