yuri

[dotcom]

meme

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[aubins]

[ yuri just stares at it

he has no idea what this is

but he feels dread. ]

[dotcom]

[ while he's setting it up, ]

It's a racing game.

[aubins]

Which is....?

[ what are CARS sasazuka? ]

[dotcom]

You see who reaches the finish line first, but you're in vehicles.

[ the opening screen lights up. the cars nyoom. ]

[aubins]

...

[ he just looks down at the controller. ]

Great explanation, thanks.

[dotcom]

It's easier to learn as you go with this.

[ character select! he picks yoshi. ]

[aubins]

[ he pulls a face. but he selects rosalina. ]

I don't even know the controls.

[dotcom]

Then this will be a great time to learn them.

[aubins]

You could at least explain it, otherwise this is going to be over pretty quickly.

[dotcom]

[ ugh

he reaches over to point at the buttons. ]

This one is to move, these here are to control how you move, this here lets you activate traps...

[aubins]

[ he will just





stare very intently at the buttons. okay? ok....ay...? okay. ]

[dotcom]

I'm starting the race.

[ get ready yuri!!!!!! ]

[aubins]

[ oh god oh fuck oh geez oh shit---

he's just gonna fly straight off the track when he starts and trundle sadly through the grass back onto the main path. ]

[dotcom]

oh

this is so absolutely delightful. ]

[aubins]

[ is it?

he's chaotic enough that when he gets back on the track he'll probably just drive straight into sasazuka's side. ]

[dotcom]

[ he fuckin hits him back

and then goes for one of the block things ]

[aubins]

[ rude? rude.

but if sasazuka is going for one of those blocks then yuri will try to as well.

he absolutely misses. but the next one? he gets that. ]

[dotcom]

[ hm




he launches a shell ]

[aubins]

[ he drops a banana peel just before the shell hits? ]

[dotcom]

[ i can't believe we have to backdate a murder ]

[aubins]

[ get good, scrublord? ]