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[sengokus]

Huh? Really? Why?

[he thought she was harmless and relatable? it's the no braincells]

[dotcom]

She's about as stupid as you are, and twice as pushy.

[ he hates the no braincells ]

[sengokus]

But girls who know what they want are pretty cute and brave...

[he's picking out a butter knife for their exercise and then - ]

Wait, I'm not stupid!

[yea ok]

[dotcom]

Apparently she's into spanking people.

[ she is so fucking weird ]

[sengokus]

Wh-Whoa! That's super forward! And she just said that to you....?! Am I jealous? Should I be jealous?

[hate this]

[dotcom]

You really are predictable.

[ he sighs. ]

Just don't flirt with her in front of me.

[sengokus]

I-I don't plan on flirting with anyone, and especially not in front of you?!

[HELLO?]

[dotcom]

You practically started drooling as soon as I mentioned her. Control your libido.

[sengokus]

[slkdjflkjsdf]

What - no way! [he's admittedly brushing the back of his hand against his mouth for totally unrelated reasons now] Look, I'm focusing!

But it's not like people stop being cute just because we're working!

[dotcom]

You can try to stop focusing on that, at least...

[ or keep it in your inside voice

but he is just going to walk out of the kitchen now. ]

[sengokus]

[he's following after]

I'm not - it's definitely not a priority. I don't think it'd be smart to get involved in anything like that here...

[dotcom]

... it's not.

We're probably never going to see these people again after.

[ to the gym ]

[sengokus]

[takeru gonna be a bear for real

mineo looks thoughtful at that for a moment, before nodding]

... yeah. They come from really different places - like stuff out of video games and TV shows.

[dotcom]

That's right.

Plus, in a place where we're supposed to indulge? That sounds like a good way to get your feelings rejected. [ ... ] More than yours usually are.

[ he just assumes mineo has never had a gf ]

[sengokus]

You didn't need to add the last part!

[dotcom]

[ MOVING ON, ]

Just remember to behave.

[sengokus]

You don't need to talk to me like I'm some kind of misbehaving dog...

[grumble grumble]

... I'll watch it.

[as much as he can anyway.]

[dotcom]

Good.

[ was that concern? who knows

since he is just going to walk the rest of the way to the gym in silence unless mineo keeps talking. ]

[sengokus]

[sasazuka-style concern..... but at least they make it to the gym! he peers in and comments - ]

Oh, empty! [because this is a PC] Lucky....

[and he'll roll his shoulder automatically to stretch before turning to takeru]

Put your laptop somewhere it won't get stomped on. And like - stretch? Do you know how to stretch?

[dotcom]

[ he'll set it down further away from them, on some of the equipment. ]

I know how to stretch. I'm not a kindergartener.

[sengokus]

["you're about as tall as one" barely refrains from leaving his mouth because takeru might actually go feral and suddenly learn how to suplex him.]

But when's the last time you stretched? Do you think you'll get back cramps from all the hunching over your keyboard you do?

[the way he's just calling takeru a huge nerd]

[dotcom]

[ do you think about how toned his body is despite doing nothing but eat donuts all day? it haunts me. sasazuka what genetics blessed you. ]

How heavy do you think some of these weights are? Would they hurt?

[sengokus]

[I'M STILL THINKING ABOUT HOW TAKERU OF ALL CXM CHARACTERS DESERVED THAT CG THE LEAST IT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS ME HELLO]

Huh? I mean if you're just lifting them you can get an idea before you pull anything, but I definitely wouldn't want one dropped on my foot or anything.

[HE ANSWERS EARNESTLY]

[dotcom]

If you don't want one on your foot then stop saying stupid things.

[ mineo WILL die this week ]

[sengokus]

[SLDKJFJKSLF]

I'm trying to help!!

[HE'S ALSO JUST BEING RUDE ON ACCIDENT because that's what happens when he's around takeru]