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[sengokus]

[wow! the elevator opens on the floor with the dog park]

—Oh, we're here! Let's go look for a pomeranian.

[dotcom]

[ he is going to fucking murder mineo

but he will just get out of the elevator and go straight to the dog park grumpily ]

[sengokus]

Oops.

[hE DIDN'T MEAN TO HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT POLITELY

SO HE'LL JUST FOLLOW AFTER]

... Harrow-san said you pet the Pomeranian.... I guess you really are good with dogs...

[once again i'm not sure how he's so befuddled by this given how takeru treats him]

[dotcom]

Why are you so surprised?

[ he's just more insulted...]

[sengokus]

Hmmm.... I guess I thought you'd be a cat person.

[dotcom]

Cats are fine, I guess.

[ more shiraishi's thing, with the cat accessories. ]

But there's something about how dogs will just stupidly follow you.

[sengokus]

[DID HE HAVE TO CALL IT STUPID mineo can't complain about that so instead it's just agreement]

Oh yeah! I think so too. Dogs are super loyal and just always seem excited to see you!

[evidenced by the fact that as they walk in some of the puppers will start ambling toward them immediately, which in turn makes mineo more excited as he's instantly distracted]

Hey buddy, hi...!

[this is just a dog feedback loop]

[dotcom]

[ he just watches this happen for a moment before he goes to where the treats are kept to grab some.

it's really like the jokes just write themselves with mineo ]

[sengokus]

[they honestly do

mineo's just going to be wrestling with a golden retriever with laser beam eyes (not currently in use) as he waits for takeru to come back]

Bring extras! You don't see Eleanor-san's dog anywhere either, right?

[dotcom]

I don't...

[ he walks back over and deposits the treats onto mineo. ]

Ready to go?

[sengokus]

Wait, don't just—

[he's getting dog slobber on him as the dog tries to eat the treat off of him]

Gahhh!! Takeru!

[dotcom]

You can't even handle a dog?

[ he laughs



but will walk over because nice week ]

[sengokus]

You're the one who -

[he can't finish this sentence the dog is licking his face and he can do nothing about it. doggy kisses]

Ugh, buddy, your breath smells!

[but mineo will at least take the treats not gobbled up and try to wrap them in a handkerchief as he makes an attempt to stand. getting on the ground with the dogs was the mistake....]

[dotcom]

[ fucking moron

he can't say this out loud, so instead takeru just kneels down and pets the actual dog instead of mineo this time. ]

There, there.