eleanor

[dotcom]

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[dotcom]

We're going to have to look into things ourselves, I think. Ask annoying questions and poke things with a stick, as they say.

[messybench]

Ugh.... that's so annoying, and so much work.

[ dramatic sigh. ]

But you seem pretty... not a moron. So.

[dotcom]

I'm pretty smart, yeah.

This may be a group effort kind of thing though.

[messybench]

That's even worse. I hate groupwork.

[ she was definitely the person who didn't do any work. ]

My question is, how many of these jabronis are secret serial killers?

[dotcom]

The number is definitely probably more than one.

[ he sighs. ]

And those are just the obvious ones.

[messybench]

Yeah, I mean.... we've got a lot of weirdos, ranging from deadly to probably harmless, but what do we really know about each other otherwise?

[dotcom]

The only thing we have obviously in common is that we all want something.

[ probably. he is not sure why the fuck aoi is here but that's fine. ]

[messybench]

Well, most of us are pretty horny. But yeah.

[dotcom]

Not all of us...

[messybench]

Oh, are you not?

[ she seems skeptical... ]

[dotcom]

That would require me to want to have sex with any of you.

[messybench]

Oh, so you're horny but you're just not into us? Psh, some of us are straight up hotties.

[dotcom]

That doesn't excuse the personality defects.