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week 0, sunday

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[ sasazuka is walking down the hall and. there is also eleanor. what a location.

he pauses, remember what happened at the execution. ]

[messybench]

[ they're in the void ]

[ eleanor still seems kind of shaken, but she's pacing back and forth in the mysterious location ]

.... Hey. Can I ask you some questions?

[dotcom]

What is it?

[ yes, she can ask. ]

[messybench]

What were you doing before all of this? Like, where were you?

[dotcom]

[ he blinks. ]

I was in Japan.

[messybench]

Forgive my bluntness, usually I'm a little more subtle, but... alive, or dead?

[dotcom]

[ hmm ]

Alive.

[messybench]

... Okay, doesn't quite add up, but. Whatever. Maybe I shouldn't be trying to make sense of any of this, it's basically just torture.

[dotcom]

[ ... ]

Are you dead?

[messybench]

Yep, dead A F.

[dotcom]

So, you were wondering if this was some sort of afterlife and that the rest of us were dead too?

[messybench]

Kinda seems like the most likely answer, especially considering how fucked up today was. You got any other ideas for me, bud?

[dotcom]

That we were brought somewhere that feels like it could be from an edgy HBO series.

[messybench]

Oh yeah, like Game of Thrones on crack? I can buy that. But do you mean like literally trash reality TV, or someone watched too many shows and got horny?

[dotcom]

I don't know about literally. We don't really know enough yet for that.

[messybench]

Honestly, if you think about it, the offer was too good to be true.

[ and yet she took it, like an idiot. ]

So, how do we tell what it is, exactly?

[dotcom]

We're going to have to look into things ourselves, I think. Ask annoying questions and poke things with a stick, as they say.

[messybench]

Ugh.... that's so annoying, and so much work.

[ dramatic sigh. ]

But you seem pretty... not a moron. So.

[dotcom]

I'm pretty smart, yeah.

This may be a group effort kind of thing though.

[messybench]

That's even worse. I hate groupwork.

[ she was definitely the person who didn't do any work. ]

My question is, how many of these jabronis are secret serial killers?

[dotcom]

The number is definitely probably more than one.

[ he sighs. ]

And those are just the obvious ones.

[messybench]

Yeah, I mean.... we've got a lot of weirdos, ranging from deadly to probably harmless, but what do we really know about each other otherwise?

[dotcom]

The only thing we have obviously in common is that we all want something.

[ probably. he is not sure why the fuck aoi is here but that's fine. ]

[messybench]

Well, most of us are pretty horny. But yeah.

[dotcom]

Not all of us...

[messybench]

Oh, are you not?

[ she seems skeptical... ]

[dotcom]

That would require me to want to have sex with any of you.

[messybench]

Oh, so you're horny but you're just not into us? Psh, some of us are straight up hotties.

[dotcom]

That doesn't excuse the personality defects.

week 1, sunday

[messybench]

[ these guys can only talk on sunday it's the law. anyway, eleanor will be seeking him out. ]

You know what? I still kind of think this is hell and we're being tortured. But hey, at least we kind of caught one super obvious killer.

[dotcom]

Good thing he didn't know how to shut the hell up.

[ otherwise their other plan was to not vote. ]

[messybench]

And people were still hesitating. Can you believe that?

[ don't mind her shes just a little bitter ]

[dotcom]

I at least understand hesitating in the sense of not wanting someone to go against him.

[since uh

look what happened to sqx. ]

[messybench]

Yeah, whatever. People could use their special powers to slow him down.

[ grumble, grumble. ]

Who do you think gave him the order?

[dotcom]

They could, and yet she barely survived the experience.

[ he really isn't sure how much longer she would have lasted in there. imagine if it was ten minutes. ]

... I'm not sure. An Avatar is most likely.

[messybench]

Yeah, yeah.

[ he's right she's just still bitter. ]

Yeah. Problem is, I don't any of them would admit to it, unless it was like... Envy throwing Pride under the bus, or whatever.

[dotcom]

I don't think so either, especially since the robot is the least favorite person here. It wouldn't be good to associate with that.

[messybench]

Yeah, and anyone with self-preservation is gonna get that.

Then we've got at least one other killer running around. Grell was probably self-defense, so I'm not that concerned, but thn there's whatever the fork was up with Kaz...

[dotcom]

They kept insisting we had to look at a person, but...

[ he sighs. ]

Because of the indulgence aspect, people are going to end up with injuries already, and then the pods make it harder to deal with on top of that.

[messybench]

Yeah, like how the fork are we supposed to keep track of who's injured specifically when with all the kinky sex and magical healing pods? Unless we do a preliminary strip check Thursday, there's really no way to know.

[dotcom]

... why do you keep saying fork instead of fuck?

[messybench]

Not on purpose! I'm trying to say fork-- obviously, ugh! It's what I lost this week!

[dotcom]

The ability to say fuck.

[ wow. ]

[messybench]

Yeah. It's the worst.

[dotcom]

It's kind of funny.