eleanor

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[messybench]

[ they're in the void ]

[ eleanor still seems kind of shaken, but she's pacing back and forth in the mysterious location ]

.... Hey. Can I ask you some questions?

[dotcom]

What is it?

[ yes, she can ask. ]

[messybench]

What were you doing before all of this? Like, where were you?

[dotcom]

[ he blinks. ]

I was in Japan.

[messybench]

Forgive my bluntness, usually I'm a little more subtle, but... alive, or dead?

[dotcom]

[ hmm ]

Alive.

[messybench]

... Okay, doesn't quite add up, but. Whatever. Maybe I shouldn't be trying to make sense of any of this, it's basically just torture.

[dotcom]

[ ... ]

Are you dead?

[messybench]

Yep, dead A F.

[dotcom]

So, you were wondering if this was some sort of afterlife and that the rest of us were dead too?

[messybench]

Kinda seems like the most likely answer, especially considering how fucked up today was. You got any other ideas for me, bud?

[dotcom]

That we were brought somewhere that feels like it could be from an edgy HBO series.

[messybench]

Oh yeah, like Game of Thrones on crack? I can buy that. But do you mean like literally trash reality TV, or someone watched too many shows and got horny?

[dotcom]

I don't know about literally. We don't really know enough yet for that.

[messybench]

Honestly, if you think about it, the offer was too good to be true.

[ and yet she took it, like an idiot. ]

So, how do we tell what it is, exactly?

[dotcom]

We're going to have to look into things ourselves, I think. Ask annoying questions and poke things with a stick, as they say.

[messybench]

Ugh.... that's so annoying, and so much work.

[ dramatic sigh. ]

But you seem pretty... not a moron. So.

[dotcom]

I'm pretty smart, yeah.

This may be a group effort kind of thing though.

[messybench]

That's even worse. I hate groupwork.

[ she was definitely the person who didn't do any work. ]

My question is, how many of these jabronis are secret serial killers?

[dotcom]

The number is definitely probably more than one.

[ he sighs. ]

And those are just the obvious ones.

[messybench]

Yeah, I mean.... we've got a lot of weirdos, ranging from deadly to probably harmless, but what do we really know about each other otherwise?

[dotcom]

The only thing we have obviously in common is that we all want something.

[ probably. he is not sure why the fuck aoi is here but that's fine. ]

[messybench]

Well, most of us are pretty horny. But yeah.

[dotcom]

Not all of us...

[messybench]

Oh, are you not?

[ she seems skeptical... ]

[dotcom]

That would require me to want to have sex with any of you.

[messybench]

Oh, so you're horny but you're just not into us? Psh, some of us are straight up hotties.

[dotcom]

That doesn't excuse the personality defects.