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Absolutely not.

Surprise presents?

Depends on the present and from who.

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See? Some surprises are fun.

I doubt anything that happens here will fall under that category.

You never know. There's a whole vending machine full of sweets.

Are you offering to feed me?

No. That wouldn't be a surprise now, would it?

But someone might surprise you with one some day.

Well, we'll see. I have high standards.

Maybe lower them to vending machine level if you're expecting a surprise here.

I'll be ready to be disappointed.

That's right, you lower your expectations.