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sassafras ([personal profile] dotcom) wrote2021-02-06 05:13 pm

omi

a meme
housewolf: cooking and acting (bisexual means you choose to like)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-17 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... Are you gonna be okay?
housewolf: (if i ever act dumb i'm joking)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll get the scones out.]

Probably won't last forever.
housewolf: (and tomorrow!)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-17 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Jam's over there if you want it. If you want cream... get it your damn self.
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-17 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's annoying. I'd be fine just losing one thing.

[ But when it comes and goes like this, he feels so tired. ]
housewolf: *continues to try very hard* (bro i don't even care anymore)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[A huffy little sigh.]

I wanna cook.
housewolf: (why don't you try kinning success)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's weak ass shit.

[He winces.]
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He's gonna try an omelette. That's easy, right? It's not even that many parts.]
housewolf: (if i ever act dumb i'm joking)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Egg. Cheese. Spinach.

He stares vaguely at the pots and pans and... slowly picks up a frying pan.]
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Good enough.

[Mix together...

Pour into the pan.

He has forgotten to turn on the stove.]
housewolf: (tdl: aspirational lying)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I?

[Quite sincerely distressed.]
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-18 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit.

[At least he remembers how hot it needs to be.]