omi

[dotcom]

a meme

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week 0, saturday

[dotcom]

[ it's day 0 of being in fuckville, wow

but sasazuka is walking into the kitchen, because he is hungry and didn't hoard food, so here he is. ]

[housewolf]

[In the kitchen he finds a buff man pulling out some scones from the oven.]

Would you like some?

[dotcom]

[



he holds his hand out. ]

[housewolf]

You'll burn your hands if I give it to you right now. Wait a little bit for it to cool off, okay?

[dotcom]

... fine.

[ he sounds so. disgruntled about waiting. ]

[housewolf]

[To the side though, there's a bunch of clotted cream. Omi gestures to it.]

You can have some of that while you're waiting. Try to leave some to put on the scones.

[dotcom]

[ .....


he immediately goes to eat some. there is no shame. ]

You could just use the vending machine.

[housewolf]

[That's maybe the best clotted cream he's ever had.]

I know, I just enjoy cooking.

[dotcom]

[ .... he will keep eating it. i hate this. ]

What else can you make?

[housewolf]

Pretty much anything if I've done it before, or if I have a recipe to work with. I've done a lot of cooking and baking.

[dotcom]

[ he is... thinking on this... ]

And you think you'll be baking a lot while here?

[housewolf]

If there's somebody who likes sweets.

[dotcom]

[ hnnnnnnnn

he swallows some creams. ]

There may be.

week 1, monday

[dotcom]

[ new week



and sasazuka walks into the kitchen because he is always ready for food. ]

[housewolf]

[ Omi is here and it seems like his hands are working for the moment. That's a plus. ]

Got requests or what?

[dotcom]

[ hmmm ]

What are you already making?

[housewolf]

Scones. If you ain't okay with that speak now or shut up.

[ He's not enjoying this, but at least he can cook. ]

[dotcom]

[ ... ]

Well, something seems different.

[housewolf]

Yeah, I'm rude as fuck.

Sorry.

[dotcom]

Oh, no. This is great.

[housewolf]

Good.

[He sighs, bringing a hand to his head.]

Scones good, or what?

[dotcom]

They're good.

Even with a bad attitude, you can still cook.

[housewolf]

You're lucky it's workin' now. It comes and goes.

[He'll work faster than he normally would. Who knows when he's gonna forget everything again.]

So does the rude shit.

[dotcom]

So, I seem to have caught you at a good time then?

[ when he can still cook AND is funny ]

[housewolf]

Good for you, at least.

[Form the dough, put it in the oven.

He stills entirely after the scones are starting to bake. C...cream? Did he want to make cream?]