omi

[dotcom]

a meme

Comments

[dotcom]

[ ... ]

Well, something seems different.

[housewolf]

Yeah, I'm rude as fuck.

Sorry.

[dotcom]

Oh, no. This is great.

[housewolf]

Good.

[He sighs, bringing a hand to his head.]

Scones good, or what?

[dotcom]

They're good.

Even with a bad attitude, you can still cook.

[housewolf]

You're lucky it's workin' now. It comes and goes.

[He'll work faster than he normally would. Who knows when he's gonna forget everything again.]

So does the rude shit.

[dotcom]

So, I seem to have caught you at a good time then?

[ when he can still cook AND is funny ]

[housewolf]

Good for you, at least.

[Form the dough, put it in the oven.

He stills entirely after the scones are starting to bake. C...cream? Did he want to make cream?]

[dotcom]

[ he just




watches this. ]

Problem?

[housewolf]

... I don't remember how to make cream.

[dotcom]

... do you remember how to make other things?

[housewolf]

Toast?

... French toast?

[dotcom]

Oh. No...

[ this is terrible.... ]

[housewolf]

[He's going to take a seat and bury his face in his hands.]

[dotcom]

It'll probably come back eventually, right?

[housewolf]

It fucking better.

[dotcom]

[



okay he just laughs i'm sorry ]

[housewolf]

Fuck off.

[He's tired! He wants to choose to be nice!!]

[dotcom]

No thanks.

But it is pretty funny.

[housewolf]

Glad somebody's enjoyin' it.

[dotcom]

There, there.

[ he pats him on the shoulder and then

looks extremely confused after he does so. ]

[housewolf]

... Huh?

[dotcom]

... ignore that.

[housewolf]

Ain't great when it happens to you, huh?

[dotcom]

No. I'm hypocritical.