[takeru is so nice today is he cursed

but mineo is probably blathering stupid trivia as he goes around]

And the Tokugawa outmanned the Toyotomi Army two to one - two to one!!! - but they were still able to defend the castle gates! The Siege of Osaka was so wild!

[you can practically see his metaphorical tail wagging excitedly]

Let's go all the way to the top, Takeru! Imagine if we could see a sight fit for the shogun...!!