ashiya douman

[dotcom]

meme....

Comments

[dotcom]

[ uh

well this is weird. ]

What.

[commedia]

[A long pause...]

[And then the man breaks into a peal of laughter, hiding their mouth behind a sleeve.]

Ah! Hahaha! He was right! It is a little like seaweed!

[dotcom]

[ the speed of which sasazuka's opinion on limbo just plummeted. ]

It's not.

[commedia]

...Ah, apologies, apologies. I didn't mean to poke fun.

[And a polite bow.]

Your friend Mineo told me about you. It seems your hair is very unique.

[dotcom]

It's just my hair. And I wouldn't call him my friend.

[ he is more like a fly that you can't get out of your house ]

[commedia]

He said you manage to call him an idiot at least eight hundred times a day.

[you two and your mutual bullying]

[dotcom]

Maybe if he managed to get his intelligence up to above average, I wouldn't have to call him an idiot.

[ it's fine. mineo deserves to be bullied. ]

[commedia]

Oh, don't you think that's too mean? Mmm. He seems like he's trying his best...but ah, what do I know? He does make rather good ramen by scratch.

[And their smile widens.]

Anyways, I have been rude. The name is Ashiya Douman. You're...Takeru, right?

[dotcom]

Takeru Sasazuka, yes.

[ so this is ashiya... hm... interesting. ]

[commedia]

A pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

[They gesture to his phone.]

Have you been...what is that word. Texting?

[dotcom]

No. I haven't texted anyone.

[ he doesn't want to talk to any of you people........ ]

[commedia]

Fair enough. I got a text yesterday about a ghost trying to haunt me. It was rather amusing, though I didn't see the point. Honestly, these phones are still new to me...

[Being a priest from the Heian era with Approximate Modern Knowledge is tiring actually?]

[dotcom]

A prank text? Was it from White?

[commedia]

...No? I don't think so. Ah...what was the name they used..."marquis"?

[dotcom]

[ he opens his phone, looking for something. after a moment he'll pause. ]

Ah. Gu Yun?

[commedia]

Is that who that was?

[Just peering over...how do you figure this out...]

[dotcom]

[ he'll just point to where it shows the username in the profile. ]

[commedia]

So that's how. Ah, thank you.

[Gu Yun and his prank texts...]

But you mentioned White, earlier. Has he been sending texts, too?

[dotcom]

Apparently he was sending messages out with someone else's phone.

[commedia]

How did you manage to find that out, if the name was different?

[dotcom]

This is just what I was told, but the person pulling the prank isn't very smart, so he might have outed himself.

[commedia]

...White isn't smart? Well, he did ask me about...RPGs earlier...

[dotcom]

There are a few people here who seem less technologically advanced.

But only an idiot would think saying, "this isn't a scam," would convince anyone it's not a scam.

[commedia]

He's the type who announces his plans just like that...wow...

[white with his brain cell]

Either way...you seem pretty smart, yourself. Do you work with these devices often?

[dotcom]

Cellphones are just common where I'm from. Any grade schooler should be able to work one.