ashiya douman

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meme....

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week 0, sunday

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[ so sometime after the npcs came to be useless and set things on fire

sasazuka will walk into the rec room, looking at the also useless phone that he was given. hello. ]

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[A clown is.....rolls dice, checking out the Dance Dance Revolution machine! Not dancing yet, but these songs sure are catchy.]

Mmm. [And...oh! Someone is here.] Wait a second. That hair...

[GUESS WHO'S JUST STARING, NOW]

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[ uh

well this is weird. ]

What.

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[A long pause...]

[And then the man breaks into a peal of laughter, hiding their mouth behind a sleeve.]

Ah! Hahaha! He was right! It is a little like seaweed!

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[ the speed of which sasazuka's opinion on limbo just plummeted. ]

It's not.

[commedia]

...Ah, apologies, apologies. I didn't mean to poke fun.

[And a polite bow.]

Your friend Mineo told me about you. It seems your hair is very unique.

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It's just my hair. And I wouldn't call him my friend.

[ he is more like a fly that you can't get out of your house ]

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He said you manage to call him an idiot at least eight hundred times a day.

[you two and your mutual bullying]

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Maybe if he managed to get his intelligence up to above average, I wouldn't have to call him an idiot.

[ it's fine. mineo deserves to be bullied. ]

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Oh, don't you think that's too mean? Mmm. He seems like he's trying his best...but ah, what do I know? He does make rather good ramen by scratch.

[And their smile widens.]

Anyways, I have been rude. The name is Ashiya Douman. You're...Takeru, right?

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Takeru Sasazuka, yes.

[ so this is ashiya... hm... interesting. ]

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A pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

[They gesture to his phone.]

Have you been...what is that word. Texting?

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No. I haven't texted anyone.

[ he doesn't want to talk to any of you people........ ]

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Fair enough. I got a text yesterday about a ghost trying to haunt me. It was rather amusing, though I didn't see the point. Honestly, these phones are still new to me...

[Being a priest from the Heian era with Approximate Modern Knowledge is tiring actually?]

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A prank text? Was it from White?

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...No? I don't think so. Ah...what was the name they used..."marquis"?

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[ he opens his phone, looking for something. after a moment he'll pause. ]

Ah. Gu Yun?

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Is that who that was?

[Just peering over...how do you figure this out...]

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[ he'll just point to where it shows the username in the profile. ]

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So that's how. Ah, thank you.

[Gu Yun and his prank texts...]

But you mentioned White, earlier. Has he been sending texts, too?

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Apparently he was sending messages out with someone else's phone.

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How did you manage to find that out, if the name was different?

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This is just what I was told, but the person pulling the prank isn't very smart, so he might have outed himself.

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...White isn't smart? Well, he did ask me about...RPGs earlier...

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There are a few people here who seem less technologically advanced.

But only an idiot would think saying, "this isn't a scam," would convince anyone it's not a scam.