yuri

[dotcom]

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[aubins]

You're gluttony, not sloth. You have working legs.

[dotcom]

Just going to the kitchen to get my own isn't enough.

[aubins]

[ "eat nothing by dessert for a day", sasazuka. it's your time to shine. ]

Well, I'm not handing you mine. But if you need someone else hanging around to make it count, there's more than just sorbet in those machines.

[dotcom]

[ apparently he needs to pace it out :/

but he is just going to get up and walk to yuri. ]

[aubins]

[ yuri just



finishes the sorbet.

whoops! no more sorbet here. ]

[dotcom]

[ ...

he is just going to leave while making a note to not count on yuri for indulgences.

i hate it here. ]

[aubins]

[ come back francy stop tanking our threads.


yuri will follow him. ]

I did say there's a whole machine full of sweets. Try explaining your goal, and I'll figure out the steps inbetween.

[ aka use your damn words, sasazuka. ]

[dotcom]

[ someone please teach sasazuka to not walk away from people when he gets annoyed i am tanking so many threads. ]

Eating something that belonged to someone else would have counted. It's recommended that we don't just do the same things every time, so I don't want to just use up the ones I can do by myself right away.

[aubins]

Shockingly, if you'd just told me that was what you were going for, I might've let you.

[ funny how that works, isn't it? ]

[dotcom]

Maybe if you didn't eat it while I was still talking to you.

[ but he is just going to kitchen now to mess with the vending machine. ]

[aubins]

You were stalking towards me like a predator.

[ he is following him. he wants more sweets. and then takeru can steal one, win/win. ]

[dotcom]

I was walking.

[ now is the hard part of... looking at the options.

there's a pause, and he orders a whole bunch of cookies. ]

[aubins]

With intent.

[ hmmmm.

well, he's seen sasazuka chomping on these before, so he orders







doughnuts. ]

[dotcom]

[




he shoves another cookie in his mouth. ]

[aubins]

[ sweet tour 2k21 that is just two twinks in front of a vending machine eating too much.



go!









yuri opens the box. the fresh doughnut smell wafts freely into the air. ]

[dotcom]

[ and almost immediately ]

Give me.

[aubins]

What's the magic word?

[ he takes a bite. ]

[dotcom]

Now.

[ no ]

[aubins]

[ another bite. ]

So close, but no.

[dotcom]

[ there's a pause

and he is going to reach over to grab onto the one that yuri is biting into. ]

[aubins]

[ this time he will succeed. but only because yuri knows what he's going for.





and only partially, because he stubbornly clings onto his piece of doughnut with his teeth, so sasazuka will get all but the bite he took. ]

[dotcom]

[ there's a small snort at that, but he'll eat the piece that he got. ]

It's pretty good.

[aubins]

I'm glad you're enjoying my food.

[ wow imagine having an easy life like this sasazuka. ]

[dotcom]

Eat another one.

[ he'll take it too. ]

[aubins]

Are you just going to keep going until the whole box is stolen?