yuri

[dotcom]

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[aubins]

You planning on figuring it out without running some trials? Interesting.

[ please do tell him what these button do without pressing any of them, tsundere-senpai. ]

[dotcom]

Why would I when I can make someone else press the buttons for me as I watch what happens?

[ what do you think mineo is even for? sasazuka isn't stupid enough to press shit at random without having a single idea of what it might do or safety measures in place. ]

[aubins]

And why would I push buttons when you're the one so interested in seeing what happens?

[ go get your "buddy" and get him to button mash, damn. ]

[dotcom]

It doesn't have to be you, moron. You're just the one currently in the room with me.

[ he's just going to

plop down on the comfy chair ]

[aubins]

Yet you ask and keep implying.

[ he flops down into another chair. he still has his sorbet and it's gettin' a lil' melty so he'd better get on with eating it. ]

[dotcom]

I didn't expect you to actually do it.

[ going by past conversations where yuri has been a twinky bwat.

but he will quiet down as he just looks at the various buttons, and occasionally

glance at the ice cream

then back to the buttons

and occasionally back to the ice cream ]

[aubins]

[ says the twinky bwat.





yuri continues to enjoy his sorbet.

is he pretending not to notice sasazuka staring at it like a pining maiden? maybe. ]

[dotcom]

[ don't worry, he doesn't pine, because, ]

Give me some.

[aubins]

[ he just peers at him ]

You know where you can get some.

[dotcom]

Yes, but I need to indulge apparently, so I want that.

[aubins]

You're gluttony, not sloth. You have working legs.

[dotcom]

Just going to the kitchen to get my own isn't enough.

[aubins]

[ "eat nothing by dessert for a day", sasazuka. it's your time to shine. ]

Well, I'm not handing you mine. But if you need someone else hanging around to make it count, there's more than just sorbet in those machines.

[dotcom]

[ apparently he needs to pace it out :/

but he is just going to get up and walk to yuri. ]

[aubins]

[ yuri just



finishes the sorbet.

whoops! no more sorbet here. ]

[dotcom]

[ ...

he is just going to leave while making a note to not count on yuri for indulgences.

i hate it here. ]

[aubins]

[ come back francy stop tanking our threads.


yuri will follow him. ]

I did say there's a whole machine full of sweets. Try explaining your goal, and I'll figure out the steps inbetween.

[ aka use your damn words, sasazuka. ]

[dotcom]

[ someone please teach sasazuka to not walk away from people when he gets annoyed i am tanking so many threads. ]

Eating something that belonged to someone else would have counted. It's recommended that we don't just do the same things every time, so I don't want to just use up the ones I can do by myself right away.

[aubins]

Shockingly, if you'd just told me that was what you were going for, I might've let you.

[ funny how that works, isn't it? ]

[dotcom]

Maybe if you didn't eat it while I was still talking to you.

[ but he is just going to kitchen now to mess with the vending machine. ]

[aubins]

You were stalking towards me like a predator.

[ he is following him. he wants more sweets. and then takeru can steal one, win/win. ]

[dotcom]

I was walking.

[ now is the hard part of... looking at the options.

there's a pause, and he orders a whole bunch of cookies. ]

[aubins]

With intent.

[ hmmmm.

well, he's seen sasazuka chomping on these before, so he orders







doughnuts. ]

[dotcom]

[




he shoves another cookie in his mouth. ]

[aubins]

[ sweet tour 2k21 that is just two twinks in front of a vending machine eating too much.



go!









yuri opens the box. the fresh doughnut smell wafts freely into the air. ]