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[dotcom]

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week 0, monday

[aubins]

[ it's a new week, and some new locations to check out. exciting, right? but everything is made more exciting by the inclusion of snacks, so yuri is wandering into the command room with what looks like a pot of sorbet, and a spoon.

there's no rules against eating in the command room right? right. it's fine.

he kinda wants to see what all these buttons do anyway. ]

[dotcom]

[ sasazuka is also exploring, because what else do you do on a monday in a murdergame?

they walk in at about the same time. he pauses. ]

Exploring?

[aubins]

[ a good point well made. ]

Something like that. Looks like a few of those locked doors opened themselves up, I'd be foolish not to give them a once over.

[dotcom]

[ his gaze lingers on yuri's snacc, and then he looks at the room. ]

This looks like a control room.

[aubins]

[ it's his snacc because he is a snacc. ]

I'm going to go out on a limb and assuming it's a room full of controls.

[dotcom]

Amazing observation skills.

[ he'll walk further in. ]

Although I wonder if any of this actually does anything...?

[aubins]

I try my best.

[ don't be a bitch because he has sorbet and you dont, sasazuka. ]

You could press something and see. I'd take a wild guess and say they wouldn't leave anything important where we could easily access it though.

[dotcom]

Probably not, but I wonder if pressing anything might make things inconvenient for us.

[ like

if he touches a switch will they get shocked or something

he needs a guinea pig ]

[aubins]

[ they might just be here forever. ]

You could always find something a little less important looking and start from there.

[dotcom]

After you?

[ he gestures ]

[aubins]

It was your idea, far be it from me to ruin your fun.

[dotcom]

What was my idea? I never said I was going to press anything.

[ he will try to see if he can like

look into the tech here though. ]

[aubins]

You planning on figuring it out without running some trials? Interesting.

[ please do tell him what these button do without pressing any of them, tsundere-senpai. ]

[dotcom]

Why would I when I can make someone else press the buttons for me as I watch what happens?

[ what do you think mineo is even for? sasazuka isn't stupid enough to press shit at random without having a single idea of what it might do or safety measures in place. ]

[aubins]

And why would I push buttons when you're the one so interested in seeing what happens?

[ go get your "buddy" and get him to button mash, damn. ]

[dotcom]

It doesn't have to be you, moron. You're just the one currently in the room with me.

[ he's just going to

plop down on the comfy chair ]

[aubins]

Yet you ask and keep implying.

[ he flops down into another chair. he still has his sorbet and it's gettin' a lil' melty so he'd better get on with eating it. ]

[dotcom]

I didn't expect you to actually do it.

[ going by past conversations where yuri has been a twinky bwat.

but he will quiet down as he just looks at the various buttons, and occasionally

glance at the ice cream

then back to the buttons

and occasionally back to the ice cream ]

[aubins]

[ says the twinky bwat.





yuri continues to enjoy his sorbet.

is he pretending not to notice sasazuka staring at it like a pining maiden? maybe. ]

[dotcom]

[ don't worry, he doesn't pine, because, ]

Give me some.

[aubins]

[ he just peers at him ]

You know where you can get some.

[dotcom]

Yes, but I need to indulge apparently, so I want that.

[aubins]

You're gluttony, not sloth. You have working legs.

[dotcom]

Just going to the kitchen to get my own isn't enough.

[aubins]

[ "eat nothing by dessert for a day", sasazuka. it's your time to shine. ]

Well, I'm not handing you mine. But if you need someone else hanging around to make it count, there's more than just sorbet in those machines.