luca

[dotcom]

i looked for a meme and gave up its fine

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[dotcom]

What a moron...

[ it's mumbled, and he sighs. ]

He doesn't know how to think before he acts.

[notaccurate]

I get that sense from him, yes. He seems very earnest.

[dotcom]

It's okay to call him stupid.

[notaccurate]

It's better to be polite.

[He absolutely means stupid.]

[dotcom]

What, is he eavesdropping?

[notaccurate]

Probably not. But if you only say positive things about someone, then you are never left wondering who you gossiped to as you try to keep stories straight.

[Luca is a huge fucking gossip and a hypocrite.]

[dotcom]

Truly spoken like someone used to this.

[ sasazuka does the other easy route of just being mean to everyone so he doesn't have to keep any story straight. it's fine. ]

[notaccurate]

I work at an establishment for higher education, I am quite familiar with the behaviors of nosy teenagers and twenty-somethings.

[dotcom]

Oh, that sounds terrible.

[notaccurate]

It's absolutely horrible. Fortunately the pay is good, it helps.

[dotcom]

[ hmmm ]

What do you do at the school?

[notaccurate]

I keep the educational equipment in working order.

[dotcom]

[ hm... he nods. ]

Do you think that could be useful here?

[notaccurate]

If I learn about the equipment here, maybe. So far this all seems far more advanced than anything I have seen before.

[dotcom]

Well... it's better than nothing. We'll have to work with what we have.

[notaccurate]

Indeed. I'm a fast learner, I should be able to pick things up quickly enough. In theory.

[dotcom]

[ hmmm ]

Well, become one then.

[notaccurate]

Pardon? Become a what?

[dotcom]

A fast learner.

[notaccurate]

Er...yes, of course. I will do my best.

[dotcom]

[ i'm sorry

but he'll switch gears. ]

What do you think about this place so far?

[notaccurate]

[Oh, he has Opinions. But he's going to keep them tame.]

Did you see all of the machines in this place? One of them makes food to order, without a chef!

[dotcom]

The vending machine? Yeah... it's pretty advanced. I haven't seen one that can make as large of a variety as the one here can.

[ what fucking year is this ]

[notaccurate]

And it was hot meals on demand too! I could understand something that is pre-made and sold, like a sandwich or bread or something, but these are complete meals that would normally take hours to cook! I bet it could make all’in zimino with ease too.

[He sounds excited about that. It's been a while since he's had food from home.]

[dotcom]

[ sadly, sasazuka is interested in food. ]

What's that?