luca

[dotcom]

i looked for a meme and gave up its fine

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[dotcom]

[ hm....... ]

The fish is a lie?

[notaccurate]

You're correct, that is the lie. So now you can ask me whatever question you like.

[dotcom]

[ hm... he decides to go for something simple for a first question. ]

Do you like your job at the school?

[notaccurate]

[What an innocent-sounding question, and yet.]

No, not one bit.

I wanted to be a student at the school, not a low-level hired hand. But they would never accept an application from me.

[dotcom]

[ he's thinking about the time period that would probably be. hm. ]

Ah. Fuck them.

[notaccurate]

[SOMETHING SOMETHING XENOPHOBIA SOMETHING]

No, that wouldn't really help the situation. I would probably get deported if I told any of them that.

[dotcom]

Well, thankfully you can say it as much as you want here, right? Fuck 'em.

[notaccurate]

You know, you're right.

Fuck them.

[dotcom]

While things are kind of better in my era, there's still problems with that. Americans were pretty shit to me while I lived there.

[ but he shrugs. ]

You'd at least have been accepted to school though. Is it my turn to ask?

[notaccurate]

I see it's a universal constant that outsiders are mistreated.

[He sighs.]

You give three facts about yourself now, with one being a lie.

[dotcom]

Then...

[ hm. ]

I never finished school. I own a cat. I know a famous musician.

[notaccurate]

The second one.

[dotcom]

That's the lie, yeah. I'm too busy to have a pet.

[notaccurate]

A detective's life does seem busy.

So! If you had the time to have a pet, what one would you own?

[dotcom]

[ he thinks about it. ]

A dog.

[notaccurate]

Oh? Why a dog?

[dotcom]

They seem easier to catch if they get in trouble.

[notaccurate]

...ah. I suppose that is true, yes.

[Takeru plz]

[dotcom]

Your turn?

[notaccurate]

Ah yes, of course.

I speak six languages, I own a pair of knee-high boots, and my hair used to be much longer than this.

[dotcom]

The first one.

[ he is pretty sure luca had said a different number during that one game?? well, he said fluently. hm. maybe it's not the first one. ]

[notaccurate]

Nope! It's actually the third, I keep my hair short.

[dotcom]

[ he looks him over and nods. ]

Mm. What are the languages?

[ takeru it's not your turn ]

[notaccurate]

[Takeru no, it's not your turn. But Luca answers anyway.]

They're called other things in my world, but I've spoken with others here and I believe they're called such: Italian, English, French, Spanish, Russian, and...actually I didn't get a name for the last one.

[It's Latin.]

[dotcom]

Can you speak it to me?

[ he's curious. ]