luca

[dotcom]

i looked for a meme and gave up its fine

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[dotcom]

[ ..... ]

What the hell are you all doing?

[notaccurate]

I'm trying to figure out just where we are and our purpose for being here, beyond the vague "get something you asked for". Don't lump me in with everyone else.

[dotcom]

You seem to have gotten caught up in this somehow.

[ it is almost impressive? ]

[notaccurate]

I didn't ask to be attacked by a crazy man in an eyepatch!

[dotcom]

[ ...... goddammit. ]

Red hair?

[notaccurate]

That would be him. A friend of yours, I presume?

[dotcom]

Someone I am forced to be aware that he exists.

[notaccurate]

Well. He did seem apologetic at least. He was under the impression that I worked for someone named Adonis? But when that was cleared up he calmed down.

[dotcom]

What a moron...

[ it's mumbled, and he sighs. ]

He doesn't know how to think before he acts.

[notaccurate]

I get that sense from him, yes. He seems very earnest.

[dotcom]

It's okay to call him stupid.

[notaccurate]

It's better to be polite.

[He absolutely means stupid.]

[dotcom]

What, is he eavesdropping?

[notaccurate]

Probably not. But if you only say positive things about someone, then you are never left wondering who you gossiped to as you try to keep stories straight.

[Luca is a huge fucking gossip and a hypocrite.]

[dotcom]

Truly spoken like someone used to this.

[ sasazuka does the other easy route of just being mean to everyone so he doesn't have to keep any story straight. it's fine. ]

[notaccurate]

I work at an establishment for higher education, I am quite familiar with the behaviors of nosy teenagers and twenty-somethings.

[dotcom]

Oh, that sounds terrible.

[notaccurate]

It's absolutely horrible. Fortunately the pay is good, it helps.

[dotcom]

[ hmmm ]

What do you do at the school?

[notaccurate]

I keep the educational equipment in working order.

[dotcom]

[ hm... he nods. ]

Do you think that could be useful here?

[notaccurate]

If I learn about the equipment here, maybe. So far this all seems far more advanced than anything I have seen before.

[dotcom]

Well... it's better than nothing. We'll have to work with what we have.

[notaccurate]

Indeed. I'm a fast learner, I should be able to pick things up quickly enough. In theory.

[dotcom]

[ hmmm ]

Well, become one then.